Journal 6 - John, Tommy, and Stephanie's Wacky Crazy Fun Time
In the beginning we found the age old answer of what came first, thy dawg or thine egg? We explored the Labrynth with David Bowie, and went on a wacky crazy and eggcellent adventure. We followed a shark as it swam through the river chocolate from Willie Wonka, through the Museum of Natural History on the 1st floor until we found Pluvialis Fulva egg. Thus answering the question that has bewildered Harvard Law School student that the egg came first, not the dawg.
We went to ancient Greece to look up scrolls of Homer's the Odyssey, but found out we couldn't read Greek. So we asked the natives on the second floor how to read this, but instead they started to show us an even more mythical publication. This new publication was named the Pointer telling the story of how Stevie the Dawg was kidnapped by an evil horde of ninja punk rocker gorillas. This was horrible and we started our adventure to find Stevie.
We were traveling through the Gobi Desert on the third floor with Indiana Jones, and Shortstack when suddenly Nazi's attacked! When the Nazi's rolled up with their tank next to us, we had to fight. We found stones that were rolling along, and destroyed the tank and fireworks started shooting out of it. This scared Indiana Jones, but gave us an opportunity to eliminate the NAZIS!!! We told Shortstack to Gimme Shelter, and Paint it Black! Shortstack said, "Oh, Doctah Jones won't be happy about this!" And we traveled onward with only a clue, a cd cover with the Rolling Stones and a Gorilla sticking it's tongue out.
Stephanie was in the library, and went up to the stacks to read her favorite book on the fourth floor, the book, The Neverending Story. In her book she found clues about the Gorilla's hideout and where they keep their captives. She then thought to herself, "Who am I going to call... GHOSTBUSTERS!!!" The ghostbusters agreed to help but they didn't know how to get their fast enough. So they called Jimmy John's and we all ate delicious subs, and found the Gorilla hideout in no time.
We make it to the Gorilla hideout on the 5th floor and they were ready to start up revolution. We're on the outskirts watching their leader Che Gorilla. We had the most elite soldiers with us along with the Ghostbusters, and Jimmy John's. Stephanie went in cognito into enemy lines, and found the prison. Their her and Che Gorilla fought but eventually became friends in the end, and he agreed to reveal the location of Stevie Pointer.
As we were traveling on the 6th floor, we couldn't find out where he was. The CIA took John in for questioning about the Gorilla Missle Crisis. I wouldn't speak so they made me read the U.S. Government Publications, I was scared and sweating from the scare of the scare they've scared into me. I escaped and got to continue with my crew the third floor Saints.
Tommy had an epiphany, he knew where Stevie was even thought Che lied to us. We went to the Archives section of the fifth floor and their he was, on his golden pedestal (maybe exaggerated). Tommy went to Stevie and Stevie to him, sort of like a Baywatch clip of Pamila Anderson, and David Hasselhoff. Tommy picked him up as the rest of the animals watched he lifted up Stevie like in Lion King and the animals cheered.
Thus Stevie Pointer was saved!!!
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